For your viewing pleasure, fellow nonbeliever Theresa shared this movie preview, “God’s Not Dead,” which will be released in 2014, hopefully not across the nation, but probably here in the south. If god’s not dead, maybe they’ll offer proof that he’s in a coma or just stepped away for a few million years to use the can. If you read the link godsnotdead, you might be tempted to think the movie is about god snot, but no, it won’t be that funny.
Theresa also shared with me another interesting link, one that will both scare and entertain you: 6 reasons NOT to send your daughter to college. (For woman was created to make babies and take care of the family.) The site claims, “There is almost no common man’s material on the true teachings of the Catholic Church on marriage and family.” So these two Catholic men are it. They’re the answer, and it’s scary not because these folks are out there talking but because they have their own kids that will be raised like this. And they will go to school with our kids.
Here’s a funny snippet from the article, though there are quite a few funnies. I thought it was ironic that they’d have an educated woman doctor commenting, but after a little research, I found that it’s the male version of “Kim.”
“Is a degree worth the loss of your daughter’s purity, dignity, and soul? Catholic OB-GYN Dr. Kim Hardey notes that a woman is naturally very observant of a man’s faults as long as she is in a platonic relationship with him. Once she becomes sexually active with him, she releases hormones that mask his faults, and she remains in a dreamy state about him.”
Don’t forget women: We’re just hormone-controlled Stepford wives. I’m not sure what the proper “dosing” requirement is to keep us in the “dreamy” state (daily?weekly?) but be sure to talk to your (male) doctor about it.